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Secret Demotivational Poster


TAGS: a clockwork secret
Rating: 4.76/5

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rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm

I see what you are saying here, I keel you
Reality Lord - September 23, 2011, 5:43 pm

ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:50 am
You mean like RR & RL? Heh, heh.


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...

LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul

THE RECEPTIONIST - Making trips to the dentist a lot less painful.


TAGS: cat eyes secret
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
D@mn! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am
Creepy, love it!

Young Love -

TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm
Bingo! 5L



She thinks I’m listening -



NOTHING MAKES ME SO LONELY - As Much As My Secrets Held From The Ones Who Mean The World To Me ...

TAGS: nothing lonely secret hidden loved
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
That may be but, by elimination, the second-best policy is dishonesty...
tellitlikeitis - January 9, 2012, 12:38 pm
Honesty is the best policy.
pratham - January 8, 2012, 12:19 am
so true... 5L
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 6:54 pm
Thank you... Sometimes this is quite true for me (which really is kind of demotivational!) but usually I try to not have too many secrets. :)
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
Very Good !

PATIENCE & WISDOM - it's good to have both

TAGS: secrets of life
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - January 28, 2010, 6:09 pm
Been down that road before. 5Ls

GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.

TAGS: arenting fail priority secret barfly
Rating: 4.92/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 11:13 am
I saw this at the bowling alley I used to work at. Parents would be drinking and bowling while their kids were trying to sleep. Pitiful.


TAGS: cubby secretary
Rating: 4.31/5

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GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:31 am
Well bless my soul. I finally popped into puberty! 5 nocturnal emissions!


WORDS - I just throw words at you, it is you who give them meaning

TAGS: secretdevil
Rating: 4.14/5

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Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:25 am
L for 5 you.. Just throwing it out there...
mariand - July 20, 2011, 6:49 am
well said... I like it


TAGS: secret run hide lie forever
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:40 am
It's the two "forever"s, rodangol. Read it 10 more times, you'll get over it. ;-)
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:24 pm
keep it 5p rick :)
rodangol - February 5, 2012, 8:15 pm
is that a quote? the wording is annoying me



TAGS: secrets calendar tempest khalil gibran
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:57 pm

falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:43 pm
It might just *puts on sunglasses* blow them away.

RELIGION - The other taboo

TAGS: religion believe secret questions doubt
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - November 30, 2011, 7:01 pm
I was raised as one. My family is very religious
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 10:19 pm
I'm R. Catholic... so shame on me; however, this is really good!


SUPER MARIO GALAXY - Seems harmless doesn't it. Now read the starred letters.

TAGS: super mario galaxys secret message
Rating: 2.85/5

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djinnyf - March 14, 2011, 10:12 am
Ohhhh I see you mean the "shiny" letters!!!!!!!! xx
deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
Took me a minute but it made us all laugh, we are legion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
thx TCSA! ;)
TCSA - May 10, 2010, 1:01 am
I think he meant the Lens flared ones, which spell out UR MR g**
guest8916 - May 9, 2010, 11:15 pm

OH MY GOD - When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

TAGS: **** bricks secret hidden
Rating: 2.28/5
WarpOS2 - April 4, 2009, 9:03 am
Meh! We have huntsman spiders that are bigger than that in Australia.
Warp_Kez - September 8, 2008, 7:58 pm
Holy crap!!! There is green grass!
datnigga - August 16, 2008, 2:51 am
i've seen bigger.
Zed - August 14, 2008, 1:54 pm
OH, a North American Wolf Spider, HOW CUTE! I used to keep these guys as pets!
BuzzBomb - July 4, 2008, 6:25 pm
It's a spider. I saw it. My pants are clean. NEXT!

Little Secrets -

texting -

TAGS: typewriter secretary texting driving talent
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 2:10 am
You're correct, except I think we've actually REACHED that point. Glad you liked it :-)
Iconoclast - October 6, 2013, 8:38 pm
It occurs to me that we are reaching a point where folks will not even be able to identify that black thing she is playing with .......

THE DARK SIDE - Everyone has it. It's just about how big it is in your life.

TAGS: secret wisdom the side life
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cloudchaser - July 10, 2011, 10:43 am
5Ling this because it's so true

Voice Recognition software -

TAGS: dragon dictate office secretary
Rating: 4.4/5

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MashiMashi - September 5, 2013, 9:56 am
GOOD GOOD I see i'm not the only one with that d*** Dragon speaking software Icon on my desktop....that i never open because hunting and pecking is faster than reapeating everything 3 times.


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am

EAST GERMANY - I've got you right where I want you...

TAGS: top secret cow fencen switchen
Rating: 2.64/5

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LogicDude - February 3, 2009, 8:35 am
It took us an hour to remove it...and 2 hours to remove the smile from his face! Classic!!!
Fatty - February 2, 2009, 6:06 pm
hahahaha - It's from Top Secret! "Fine be an a**-hole"
... - January 26, 2009, 7:11 pm

WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything

S.E.C.R.E.T.S - It's not about how having it and keeping it, But it's about how to accept it and how people react about it.

LOVE - is a many splendored thing.

BEHOLD - The Kim Jong il Secret Service!

KEEPS THE SECRET - Keeps the secret, The Empire knows where you live

TAGS: secret war stormtrooper star wars empire
Rating: 2.22/5

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forseti - July 1, 2010, 12:24 pm
...smell no lions
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:13 am
Hear no lions, see no lions...

The Fight Club -

TAGS: family secrets shame dancing skeletons
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 10:17 pm
Wish this idea would work with ex-wives also... :0
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 1:33 pm
Fanta5tic idea! Please tell me more }:-)

discretion -

TAGS: dark inside secret
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - April 9, 2014, 7:39 pm
Thanks, Rick. This is all Ph**oshop
Rick69 - April 9, 2014, 4:19 pm
Bit blunt but... How did you make the title; the hint of neon blur? Also, easiest 5L I've dished out in a long, long while... And that li'l yellow duckie in the corner... The stuff of nightmares, thanks to you.
Oldsod - April 7, 2014, 8:21 pm
Talk about the soul of a poet. Would that I had your abilities, my master!
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 8:12 pm
Man Sho, you seem to 5L my mood of the day every time!

Dirty Little Secret -

expert advice -

TAGS: hide secret
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - March 19, 2014, 4:11 pm
Dark and snarky ... a rare combination.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2014, 1:16 pm
I Concur .
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:59 am
H.O.T (phooking censor)
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:58 am
Man. This is h**!

Cougars -

TAGS: secrets older women cou***s age
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:45 pm
Ahhh curly. Don't think of it as hitting but rather enriching the young chicks...teehee.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 10:35 pm
Stupid turning 30, ain't no cou*** gonna make me her boy toy now. Time to grow up and be the creepy guy who hits on young chicks I guess.

Bizarre Trivia -

TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


TAGS: secret admirer stranger danger
Rating: 4.86/5

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lgvernon - October 10, 2014, 3:49 pm

She Polly shrieked at you, too, huh? Sent the whole duct ***e, dead gophers, and chocolate sauce idea right out the window, too.
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 8:20 am
Yep, I had a stalker once. Creepy. Wherever I went, there she was, twenty feet ahead of me.


TAGS: office secretary now feminism bikini
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - September 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
Excellent. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 10:09 am

delusion -

TAGS: life humanity secret
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - August 10, 2013, 6:03 pm
Looks like Snow White's fallen on hard times.

SHHH.... -

family secrets -

TAGS: family secrets lies
Rating: 4.78/5

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chickenlittle - January 7, 2014, 12:12 am
Thanks for the chicks cynic! :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:48 pm
Awe man! Classic, CL! 5 chicks. Lol
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:43 pm
Got it, 'cept I thought only skeletons were kept in the closet? You're looking pretty plump there little!
chickenlittle - January 4, 2014, 8:35 pm
lol, I was afraid no one would get this but looks like at least one person did :)



TAGS: monogamy trust love secret priest
Rating: 4.44/5

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MilDoc - March 9, 2011, 12:37 pm
Not to be a Grammer Nazi, Aggie, but shouldn't it be "All for Naught"?


TAGS: secret
Rating: 4.29/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:50 pm
Excellent poster.


SUCCESS - Some people dream of success. While others wake up and work hard at it.

TAGS: the secret of my success i get at that hole and work it
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 8:22 pm
Very nice.

SECRET SERVICE RAMP INSPECTION - “Is Air Force One here yet guys?” “I don’t think so Boss” “Me neither”

TAGS: secret service
Rating: 3.89/5

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spanko1 - October 11, 2011, 11:18 am
Air force one in stealth mode.

OH WELL - At Least I still Have MotiFake


TAGS: the secret of their origins
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 4:34 pm

PLASTIC SURGERY - It is unfair and irrational to look down on all those who undergo plastic surgery. Sometimes it is a gift to mankind...

Area 51 -

TAGS: 51 government cover up secrets brick dropper
Rating: 1.88/5

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huh - September 29, 2008, 11:20 pm
no aliens, but tons of ninjas.

it's a thin line -

TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am

most excellent dude!

You're gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone -

TAGS: missing person hidden leaving secrets
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:07 pm
Thanks crotchety...and it's our little secret right?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:47 am
5o true. Except when foul play is involved. Then suddenly there are witnesses from every corner of the earth.


TAGS: secrets poster
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 27, 2015, 11:57 pm
IgV, That means Coronors, medics, cops, got some issues goin' on!!!!LOL! 5L!

Inner Self -

TAGS: demons secrets bloody guts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - June 24, 2015, 11:16 pm
Excellent, Greeny! I like the use of the collage ph**o to illustrate the point. Awesome!!! 5 L
GaryO - June 24, 2015, 11:15 pm
fascinating...must enlarge...detect


TAGS: secrets lies children infidelity poster
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:00 am
A condo i5 the name for two species of vultures. They are the largest flying land birds in the Western Hemisphere that are difficult to open and never available when needed.

Classified Ad -

TAGS: nsa top secret
Rating: 4.6/5

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concern3 - December 2, 2014, 3:10 pm
words 5er