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Secret Demotivational Poster


KEEP A SECRET -


TAGS: a clockwork secret
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm, #224520

I see what you are saying here, I keel you
Reality Lord - September 23, 2011, 5:43 pm, #224517

ehem....?
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:50 am, #224506
You mean like RR & RL? Heh, heh.


MILLIONAIRE -


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am, #233536
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...


LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul




THE RECEPTIONIST - Making trips to the dentist a lot less painful.




CATS -


TAGS: cat eyes secret
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am, #252873
D@mn! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am, #236454
Creepy, love it!


SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET -




Young Love -


TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm, #260118
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm, #260080
Bingo! 5L


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




She thinks I’m listening -




HIDDEN VICES... -




WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




NOTHING MAKES ME SO LONELY - As Much As My Secrets Held From The Ones Who Mean The World To Me ...


TAGS: nothing lonely secret hidden loved
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 12:53 pm, #227386
That may be but, by elimination, the second-best policy is dishonesty...
tellitlikeitis - January 9, 2012, 12:38 pm, #227382
Honesty is the best policy.
pratham - January 8, 2012, 12:19 am, #227360
so true... 5L
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 6:54 pm, #227333
Thank you... Sometimes this is quite true for me (which really is kind of demotivational!) but usually I try to not have too many secrets. :)
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm, #227331
Very Good !


PATIENCE & WISDOM - it's good to have both


TAGS: secrets of life
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - January 28, 2010, 6:09 pm, #155022
Been down that road before. 5Ls


GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.


TAGS: arenting fail priority secret barfly
Rating: 4.92/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 11:13 am, #239829
I saw this at the bowling alley I used to work at. Parents would be drinking and bowling while their kids were trying to sleep. Pitiful.


WHY DOES HE -


TAGS: cubby secretary
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:31 am, #205942
Well bless my soul. I finally popped into puberty! 5 nocturnal emissions!


IT TOOK A LITER OF BUSHMILLS TO GET THIS -




WORDS - I just throw words at you, it is you who give them meaning


TAGS: secretdevil
Rating: 4.14/5

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Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:25 am, #221607
L for 5 you.. Just throwing it out there...
mariand - July 20, 2011, 6:49 am, #221605
well said... I like it


SECRETS -


TAGS: secret run hide lie forever
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:40 am, #229000
It's the two "forever"s, rodangol. Read it 10 more times, you'll get over it. ;-)
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:24 pm, #228982
keep it 5p rick :)
rodangol - February 5, 2012, 8:15 pm, #228980
is that a quote? the wording is annoying me


IF WE COULD SEE THEM -


TAGS: secrets calendar tempest khalil gibran
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:57 pm, #237900

wow
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:43 pm, #237863
It might just *puts on sunglasses* blow them away.


SECRET OF MY SUCCESS -




RELIGION - The other taboo


TAGS: religion believe secret questions doubt
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - November 30, 2011, 7:01 pm, #226291
I was raised as one. My family is very religious
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 10:19 pm, #226266
I'm R. Catholic... so shame on me; however, this is really good!


DON'T TELL ANYONE -




SUPER MARIO GALAXY - Seems harmless doesn't it. Now read the starred letters.


TAGS: super mario galaxys secret message
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

djinnyf - March 14, 2011, 10:12 am, #214192
Ohhhh I see you mean the "shiny" letters!!!!!!!! xx
deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am, #175424
Took me a minute but it made us all laugh, we are legion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am, #175423
thx TCSA! ;)
TCSA - May 10, 2010, 1:01 am, #175415
I think he meant the Lens flared ones, which spell out UR MR g**
guest8916 - May 9, 2010, 11:15 pm, #175404
Galaxy..


OH MY GOD - When you see it, you'll shit bricks.


TAGS: **** bricks secret hidden
Rating: 2.28/5
WarpOS2 - April 4, 2009, 9:03 am, #70409
Meh! We have huntsman spiders that are bigger than that in Australia.
Warp_Kez - September 8, 2008, 7:58 pm, #19848
Holy crap!!! There is green grass!
datnigga - August 16, 2008, 2:51 am, #14778
i've seen bigger.
Zed - August 14, 2008, 1:54 pm, #14506
OH, a North American Wolf Spider, HOW CUTE! I used to keep these guys as pets!
BuzzBomb - July 4, 2008, 6:25 pm, #8137
It's a spider. I saw it. My pants are clean. NEXT!


Little Secrets -




texting -


TAGS: typewriter secretary texting driving talent
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 2:10 am, #250278
You're correct, except I think we've actually REACHED that point. Glad you liked it :-)
Iconoclast - October 6, 2013, 8:38 pm, #250251
It occurs to me that we are reaching a point where folks will not even be able to identify that black thing she is playing with .......


THE DARK SIDE - Everyone has it. It's just about how big it is in your life.


TAGS: secret wisdom the side life
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by 7053

Cloudchaser - July 10, 2011, 10:43 am, #221225
5Ling this because it's so true


Voice Recognition software -


TAGS: dragon dictate office secretary
Rating: 4.4/5

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MashiMashi - September 5, 2013, 9:56 am, #249298
GOOD GOOD I see i'm not the only one with that d*** Dragon speaking software Icon on my desktop....that i never open because hunting and pecking is faster than reapeating everything 3 times.


THE PILL -


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm, #168861
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am, #168859
Nice


EAST GERMANY - I've got you right where I want you...


TAGS: top secret cow fencen switchen
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by agamemnon218

LogicDude - February 3, 2009, 8:35 am, #56705
It took us an hour to remove it...and 2 hours to remove the smile from his face! Classic!!!
Fatty - February 2, 2009, 6:06 pm, #56576
hahahaha - It's from Top Secret! "Fine be an a**-hole"
... - January 26, 2009, 7:11 pm, #54793
wtf


WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything




S.E.C.R.E.T.S - It's not about how having it and keeping it, But it's about how to accept it and how people react about it.




LOVE - is a many splendored thing.




BEHOLD - The Kim Jong il Secret Service!




KEEPS THE SECRET - Keeps the secret, The Empire knows where you live


TAGS: secret war stormtrooper star wars empire
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by didiergerrard

forseti - July 1, 2010, 12:24 pm, #182832
...smell no lions
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:13 am, #182776
Hear no lions, see no lions...


The Fight Club -


TAGS: family secrets shame dancing skeletons
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 10:17 pm, #255198
Wish this idea would work with ex-wives also... :0
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 1:33 pm, #255190
Fanta5tic idea! Please tell me more }:-)


discretion -


TAGS: dark inside secret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - April 9, 2014, 7:39 pm, #254181
Thanks, Rick. This is all Ph**oshop
Rick69 - April 9, 2014, 4:19 pm, #254178
Bit blunt but... How did you make the title; the hint of neon blur? Also, easiest 5L I've dished out in a long, long while... And that li'l yellow duckie in the corner... The stuff of nightmares, thanks to you.
Oldsod - April 7, 2014, 8:21 pm, #254142
Talk about the soul of a poet. Would that I had your abilities, my master!
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 8:12 pm, #254140
Man Sho, you seem to 5L my mood of the day every time!


Dirty Little Secret -




expert advice -


TAGS: hide secret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sean - March 19, 2014, 4:11 pm, #253695
Dark and snarky ... a rare combination.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2014, 1:16 pm, #253689
I Concur .
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:59 am, #253687
H.O.T (phooking censor)
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:58 am, #253686
Man. This is h**!


Cougars -


TAGS: secrets older women cou***s age
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:45 pm, #250897
Ahhh curly. Don't think of it as hitting but rather enriching the young chicks...teehee.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 10:35 pm, #250890
Stupid turning 30, ain't no cou*** gonna make me her boy toy now. Time to grow up and be the creepy guy who hits on young chicks I guess.


Bizarre Trivia -


TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm, #254807
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm, #254806
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm, #254804
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


STALKING -


TAGS: secret admirer stranger danger
Rating: 4.86/5

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lgvernon - October 10, 2014, 3:49 pm, #256961

She Polly shrieked at you, too, huh? Sent the whole duct ***e, dead gophers, and chocolate sauce idea right out the window, too.
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 8:20 am, #256956
Yep, I had a stalker once. Creepy. Wherever I went, there she was, twenty feet ahead of me.


THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD -


TAGS: office secretary now feminism bikini
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - September 7, 2010, 9:08 pm, #192746
Excellent. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 10:09 am, #192664
BOOM!! 5L


delusion -


TAGS: life humanity secret
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

falloutghoul - August 10, 2013, 6:03 pm, #248537
Looks like Snow White's fallen on hard times.


SHHH.... -




family secrets -


TAGS: family secrets lies
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - January 7, 2014, 12:12 am, #252000
Thanks for the chicks cynic! :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:48 pm, #251981
Awe man! Classic, CL! 5 chicks. Lol
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:43 pm, #251970
Got it, 'cept I thought only skeletons were kept in the closet? You're looking pretty plump there little!
chickenlittle - January 4, 2014, 8:35 pm, #251923
lol, I was afraid no one would get this but looks like at least one person did :)


SECRETS -




ALL FOR NOT -


TAGS: monogamy trust love secret priest
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MilDoc - March 9, 2011, 12:37 pm, #213868
Not to be a Grammer Nazi, Aggie, but shouldn't it be "All for Naught"?


TOUCHING -


TAGS: secret
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Sho

Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:50 pm, #242891
Excellent poster.


VIRTUAL ASSISTANT -




SUCCESS - Some people dream of success. While others wake up and work hard at it.


TAGS: the secret of my success i get at that hole and work it
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 8:22 pm, #178028
Very nice.


SECRET SERVICE RAMP INSPECTION - “Is Air Force One here yet guys?” “I don’t think so Boss” “Me neither”


TAGS: secret service
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by ratman

spanko1 - October 11, 2011, 11:18 am, #224944
Air force one in stealth mode.


OH WELL - At Least I still Have MotiFake




DORITOS -


TAGS: the secret of their origins
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 4:34 pm, #157914
Funny!


PLASTIC SURGERY - It is unfair and irrational to look down on all those who undergo plastic surgery. Sometimes it is a gift to mankind...




Area 51 -


TAGS: 51 government cover up secrets brick dropper
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

huh - September 29, 2008, 11:20 pm, #24408
no aliens, but tons of ninjas.


it's a thin line -


TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm, #261573
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am, #261568

most excellent dude!


You're gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone -


TAGS: missing person hidden leaving secrets
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:07 pm, #258849
Thanks crotchety...and it's our little secret right?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:47 am, #258845
5o true. Except when foul play is involved. Then suddenly there are witnesses from every corner of the earth.


HUMAN BEHAVIOR -


TAGS: secrets poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 27, 2015, 11:57 pm, #259649
IgV, That means Coronors, medics, cops, got some issues goin' on!!!!LOL! 5L!


Inner Self -


TAGS: demons secrets bloody guts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - June 24, 2015, 11:16 pm, #261765
Excellent, Greeny! I like the use of the collage ph**o to illustrate the point. Awesome!!! 5 L
GaryO - June 24, 2015, 11:15 pm, #261764
fascinating...must enlarge...detect


JUST ASKING -


TAGS: secrets lies children infidelity poster
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:00 am, #260264
A condo i5 the name for two species of vultures. They are the largest flying land birds in the Western Hemisphere that are difficult to open and never available when needed.


Classified Ad -


TAGS: nsa top secret
Rating: 4.6/5

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concern3 - December 2, 2014, 3:10 pm, #258486
words 5er


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